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Arthur: It's true that there is a connection between television and violence.
Martha: What makes you think that?
Arthur: Because I told my teacher I had watched television instead of doing my homework, and she hit me.

What do young ghosts write their homework in?
Exorcise books.

Teacher: Andrew, your homework looks as if it is in your father's handwriting.
Andrew: Well, I used his pen, Sir.

Boy: Why did you throw my homework in the garbage?
Teacher: Because it was trash.

Father: Would you like me to help you with your homework?
Son: No, thanks, I'd rather get it wrong by myself.