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Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of trousers?
In case he got a hole in one.

An idiotic laborer was told by an equally idiotic foreman to dig a hole in the road. "And what shall I do with the earth, sir?" asked the laborer. "Don't be daft, man," he replied. "Just dig another hole and bury it."

Rebecca, you've been a long time putting salt in the salt-cellar.
Well, Mom, you can't get much at a time through that little hole in the top.