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Did you hear about the musical ghost?
He wrote haunting melodies.

First Ghost: I find haunting castles really boring these days.
Second Ghost: I know what you mean. I just don't seem to be able to put any life into it.

Why was the ghost arrested?
He didn't have a haunting licence.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive in a haunted house