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Does she have something on her mind?
Only if she's got a hat on.

First Woman: Whenever I'm down in the dumps I buy myself a new hat.
Second Woman: Oh, so that's where you get them.

What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?
Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.

Why did the witch lose her way?
Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.

My grandad has so many wrinkles he has to screw his hat on.

A police officer was escorting a prisoner to jail when his hat blew off.
"Shall I run and get it for you?" asked the prisoner obligingly.
"You must think I'm daft," said the officer.
"You stand here and I'll get it."

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