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Doctor, Doctor my hair keeps falling out, can you give me anything to keep it in ?
Yes, here is a paper bag !

Why did the bald man go outside ?
To get some fresh hair !

When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet ?
When your bald !

How do warty witches keep their hair out of place?
With scare spray.

Did you hear about the monster who lost all his hair in the war?
He lost it in a hair raid.

Janet came home from school and asked her mother if the aerosol spray in the kitchen was hair lacquer.
"No," said Mom. "It's glue."
"I thought so," said Janet.
"I wondered why I couldn't get my hat off today."

Teacher: I see you don't cut your hair any longer.
Fred: No sir, I cut it shorter.

Fred: Betty has lovely long red hair all down her back.
Harry: Pity it's not on her head!

Is that your face or are you wearing your hair back to front today?

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