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A little boy ran home from school on the first day and pestered his mother into taking him into a toy shop. When they got there he insisted that she buy him a gun. "But why do you need a gun?" asked his mother. "Because teacher told us she was going to teach us to draw tomorrow."
Farmer Giles, why do you have two barrels on your shotgun?
So that if I miss the fox with the first I can get him with the other.
Why not fire with the other first, then?
Ghana get me a gun and shoot that wolf.
Two men were out hunting when one of them saw a rabbit. "Quick," said the first, "shoot it." "I can't," said the second. "My gun isn't loaded." "Well," said the first," you know that, and I know that, but the rabbit doesn't."