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"I play golf in the low 80's," the little old man was
telling one of the young boys at the club.
"Wow," said the young man, "that's pretty impressive."
"Not really," said the little old man. "Any hotter and I'd
probably have a stroke."
A man was driving recklessly down the interstate one
day and his girlfriend in the passenger seat was getting
When the man finally realized that she was not happy
with his driving and said,
"Baby I'm sorry for driving so
recklessly; I should be more careful when I have precious cargo!"
The girlfriend looked at him and said, "Oh, that's so sweet baby!"
Then the guy quickly corrected her, "No, no! I mean the golf
clubs in the back!"
Three duffers were taking lessons from a pro. The first hit it
way to the right.
The pro said It's due to "LOFT".
The second hit way to the left. The pro again said is due to
The third trying and the ball just went a few feet and stopped.
The pro said, "LOFT."
All three questioned the pro about LOFT.
He replied, "Lack Of Fricking Talent."
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