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Why do elephants have trunks?
Because they don't have glove compartments.

Two people went into a very dark, spooky cave. "I can't see a thing," said one. "Hold my hand," said the other. "All right." The first man reached out. "Take off that horrible bristly glove first, though." "But I'm not wearing a glove. . ."

What makes an ideal present for a monster?
Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.

Did you hear about the witch who was ashamed of her long black hair?
She always wore long gloves to cover it up.