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Why did the wizard turn the naughty girl into a mouse?
Because she ratted on him.

First witch: My, hasn't your little girl grown?
Second witch: Yes, she's certainly gruesome.

Did you hear about the girl who wasn't pretty and wasn't ugly?
She was pretty ugly.

On a coach trip to Washington a little girl kept sniffing.
"Haven't you got a hankie, dear?" asked a little old lady across the aisle.
"Yes," replied the little girl.
"But I'm not supposed to talk to strangers, so I certainly can't lend you my handkerchief."

She's the kind of girl that boys look at twice - they can't believe it the first time.

What kind of girl does a mummy take on a date?
Any old girl he can dig up.

My sister's going out with David.
Any girl who goes out with David must be able to appreciate the simpler things in life.

Louise: Fred told me last night that he'd met the most beautiful girl in the world.
Betty: Oh, dear, I'm so sorry. I thought he was going to marry you.

Harry: Every time I walk past a girl she sighs.
Fred: With relief!

Betty: Girls are smarter than boys, you know!
Fred: I didn't know that.
Betty: See what I mean.

Two teenage boys were talking in the classroom.
One said, "I took my girlfriend to see The Bride of Dracula," last night.
"Oh yeah," said the other, "what was she like?"
"Well, she was about six foot six, white as a ghost and she had big red staring eyes and fangs."
The other said, "Yes, but what was the Bride of Dracula like?"

There was a young girl from Hyde
Who fell down a hole and died
Her unfortunate mother
Tripped up on another
And now they're interred side by side.