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How did the glamorous ghoul earn her living?
She was a cover ghoul.

What kind of ghoul has the best hearing?
The eeriest.

What's a ghost's favorite Beatles' song?
The Ghoul on the Hill.

It is a terrible night and Greg the Ghoul is out playing in it. There's thunder and lightning and all the graves are opening and all the nasty things that ever there were are wandering the earth.
Question: What did Greg's mother say?
Answer: Come in, Greg.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ghoul.
Ghoul who?
Ghoulpost painter.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up! There's a ghoul after us!