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Did you hear about the brilliant geography teacher?
He had abroad knowledge of his subject.
"Alec," groaned his father when he saw his son's school report. "Why are you so awful at geography?"
"It's the teacher's fault, Dad. He keeps telling us about places I've never heard of."
On her holidays, the geography teacher explained that she went to the Himalayas, visiting remote mountain areas.
"In fact," she said, "we went where the hand of man has never set foot."
Simple Simon was writing a geography essay. It began, The people who live in Paris are called parasites . . .
Jane: How come you did so badly in history?
I thought you had all the dates written on your sleeve?
Louise: That's the trouble, I put on my geography blouse by mistake.