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What's big, heavy, furry, dangerous and has sixteen wheels?
A yeti on roller-skates.

Lady: I'd like a fur coat, please.
Store assistant: Certainly, madam, what fur?
Lady: To keep myself warm, of course.

Boy: Did you know you can get fur from a three headed mountain monster?
Girl: Really? What kind of fur?
Boy: As fur away as possible!