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Did you hear about the do-it-yourself funeral?
They just loosen the earth and you sink down by yourself.

Did you hear about the undertaker who buried someone in the wrong place and was sacked for the grave mistake?

Why do you want to be buried at sea?
Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.

Man: I want you to bury my wife.
Undertaker: But I buried your wife last year.
Man: Yes, but I remarried.
Undertaker: Oh, congratulations, sir.

I was so sorry to hear you buried your mother last week.
Well, we had to, you know, she was dead.