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Where does a ten ton frog sleep?
Anywhere it wants to!

What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent.

How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?
They sit eggsaminations

What did the bus conductor say to the frog?
Hop on.

What do you say to a hitch hiking frog?
Hop in!

What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?
A hoppercraft.

Why do frogs have webbed feet?
To stamp out forest fires.

What is a frog's favorite dance?
The Lindy Hop.

What happens to illegally parked frogs?
They get toad away.

What did the croaking frog say to his friend?
I think I've got a person in my throat.

Why was the frog down in the dumps
He was unhoppy.

What would you get if you crossed a frog with a little dog?
A croaker spaniel.

What is a frog's favorite game'
Croak-et.

What do frogs drink?
Hot croako.

What kind of shoes do frogs like?
Open toad sandals.

What do you call an eighty-yearfrog?
An old croak.

What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?
Lily.

What's white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?
A hot frog.

What happens if you eat a hot frog?
You croak in no time.

Where do you get frogs' eggs?
In a spawn shop.

What do you get if you cross a werewolf with a frog?
A creature that can bite you from the other side of the road.

Waiter, waiter! There's a frog in my soup.
Don't worry, ma'am, there's not enough there to drown him.

First witch: I'm so unlucky.
Second witch: Why?
First witch: Last night I went to a party and met a handsome prince.
Second witch: What's unlucky about that?
First witch: When I kissed him h turned into a frog.

Where do frogs keep their coats?
In the croakroom.

Teacher: Why did you put that frog in Betty's case?
Boy: Because I couldn't find a mouse.

Waiter, waiter! Have you got frogs' legs?
No, sir, I always walk like this.

Waiter, waiter, do you have frogs' legs?
Yes sir.
Well then hop into the kitchen for my soup.

Waiter, waiter, can I have frogs' legs?
Well I suppose you could but you'd need surgery!

What do you call an ant with frogs' legs?
An ant-phibian.