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Paul was ambling through a crowded street fair when he
decided to stop and sit at a Palm Reader's table.
mysterious old woman, "For fifteen dollars, I can read your
love line and tell your romantic future."
Paul readily agreed and the reader took one look at his open
palm and said, "I can see that you have no girlfriend."
"That's true," said Paul.
"Oh my goodness, you are extremely lonely, aren't you?"
"Yes," Paul shamefully admitted. "That's amazing. Can you
tell all of this from my love line?"
"Love line? No, from the calluses."
Why did the witch give up fortune telling?
There was no future in it.
"Five dollars for one question!" said the woman to the fortune teller.
"That's very expensive, isn't it?"