Home - F - Flying Jokes

What does a witch do if her broom is stolen?
She calls the Flying Squad.

What's the best way to see flying saucers?
Pinch the waitress.

What do you call a starship full of wizards?
Flying sorcery.

What do you get if you cross a vampire with a mummy?
A flying bandage.

If a flying saucer is an aircraft, does that make a flying broomstick a witchcraft?