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What do you get if you cross a vampire with a rose?
A flower that goes for your throat when you sniff it.

What's a python's favorite flower?
Coily-flowers.

What is a frog's favorite flower?
The croakus.

What did the bee say to the flower?
Hello, honey.

Why did the bees go on strike?
Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers.

What kind of flower is a witch's favorite?
A triffid.

What are the bees' favorite flowers?
Bee-gonias