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Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?
He wanted to see the floor show.

What do you call a man who lies on the floor?
Matt.

Girl: Mom, mom a monster's just bitten my foot off.
Mom: Well keep out of the kitchen, I've just washed the floor.

Waiter, waiter, you have your thumb on my steak!
I know sir, I don't want it to fall on the floor again!

Why did the ghost go trick or treating on the top floor?
He was in high spirits.

Did you hear about the very stupid monster who sat on the floor?
He fell off.

Doctor! Doctor! My sister thinks she's an elevator.
Tell her to come in.
I can't. She doesn't stop at this floor.

Doctor, how can I cure myself of sleepwalking?
Sprinkle thumb?tacks on your bedroom floor.