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What has four wheels and flies?
A trash can.

If there are five flies in the kitchen, which one is the American football player?
The one in the sugar bowl.

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
They were playing for the cup.

Waiter, I must say that I don't like all the flies in this dining room!
Tell me which ones you don't like and I'll chase them out for you.

What did one frog say to the other?
Time's sure fun when you're having flies!

Boy: My sister's the school swot.
Girl: Does she do well in exams.
Boy: No, but she kills a lot of flies.

Waiter, waiter! There are two flies in my soup.
That's all right sir. Have the extra one on me.