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Did you hear about the very well behaved little boy ?
When he was good his father would give him a cent and a pat on the head. By the time he was sixteen he had $25 and a totally flat head.

What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend?
A flat mate.

What do you get if King Kong sits on your piano?
A flat note.

Why shouldn't you dance with a Yeti?
Because if it trod on you, you might get flat feet.

How do you know if a monster is musical?
He's got a flat head.

Why won't a wizard wear a flat cap?
Because there's no point in it.

Why do elephants have flatfeet?
From jumping out of tall trees.