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What is the bees' favorite film?
The Sting.

What happened when the old witch went to see a funny film?
The manager told her to cut the cackle.

What do you do if a witch in a pointy hat sits in front of you in the cinema?
Miss most of the film.

Why did the vampire actress turn down so many film offers?
She was waiting for a part she could get her teeth into.

Romeo: You remind me of a film star.
Juliet: Which one?
Romeo: Lassie.