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Chuck: Do have holes in your underpants?
Teacher: No, of course not.
Chuck: Then how do you get your feet through?

Two monsters were in hospital and they were discussing their operations and ailments.
"Have you had your feet checked?" one asked the other.
"No," came the reply.
"They've always been purple with green spots."

Joan, pick up your feet when you walk.
What for, Mom?
I've only got to put them down again.

How do ghosts keep their feet dry?
By wearing boo-ts.

Why are feet like ancient tales?
Because they are leg-ends.

"If you're going to work here, young man," said the boss, "one thing you must learn is that we are very keen on cleanliness in this firm. Did you wipe your feet on the mat as you came in?"
"Oh, yes, sir."
"And another thing, we are very keen on truthfulness. There is no mat."