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What do you get if you cross a skeleton with a famous detective?
Sherlock Bones.

Who was the most famous scientist ant?
Albert Antstein.

What did the cannibal say when he met the famous explorer?
Dr Livingstone, I consume?

First Monster: Every time we meet, you remind me of a famous film star.
Second Monster: Meryl Streep? Madonna? Racquel Welch?
First Monster: No, ET.