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What is evil and ugly on the inside and green on the outside?
A witch dressed as a cucumber.

What is evil and ugly and goes at 125mph?
The devil in a high-speed train.

What is evil and ugly, puts spells on people and is made of leaves?
A witch (the leaves were just a plant).

What is evil and ugly and bounces?
A witch on a trampoline.

What's evil and ugly and goes up and down all day?
A witch in an elevator.

What is evil and bearded and lives under the sea?
A wizard with an aqualung.

Why is a turkey like an evil little creature?
'Cos it's always a-gobblin'. . .

 

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