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Why did the elephant paint her head yellow?
To see if blondes really do have more fun.
What do you get if you cross an elephant with a spider?
I don't know but if it crawled over your ceiling the house would collapse.
Reports are coming in of an elephant doing a ton in the highway. Police ask motorists to drive carefully and to yield right of way.
How can you prevent an elephant from charging?
Take away his credit card.
Why did the elephant put his trunk across the trail?
To trip up the ants.
How do you make an elephant sandwich?
First of all, you get a very large loaf...
What do you get if you cross an elephant and peanut butter?
Either peanut butter that never forgets, or an elephant that sticks to the roof of your mouth.
An elephant ran away from a circus and ended up in a little old lady's back garden. Now she had never seen an elephant before, so she rang the police. "Please come quickly," she said to the police officer who answered the phone. "There's a strange-looking animal in my garden picking up cabbages with its tail." "What's it doing with them?" asked the police officer. "If I told you," said the old lady, "You'd never believe me!"
How does an elephant go up a tree?
It stands on an acorn
and waits for it to
What do you get if you cross an elephant with the abominable snowman?
A jumbo yeti.
"Why are you tearing up your homework notebook and scattering the pieces around the playground?" a furious teacher asked one of the kids in his class. "To keep the elephants away, sir." "There are no elephants!" "Shows how effective it is then, doesn't it?"