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Wizard: Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm an elastic band.
Doctor: Stretch yourself out on the couch.

With whom does an elastic trumpet player play?
With a rubber band.

A man stood up in a crowded restaurant and shouted, "Anybody lost a roll of ten dollar bills with an elastic band round them?"
There was a rush of people claiming to be the loser. The first to arrive was an old tramp.
"Here you are," said the man, "I've found your elastic band."