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What do you get if you cross a Scottish legend and a bad egg?
The Loch Ness pongster

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?
She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.

At a party, a conjurer was producing egg after egg from a little boy's ear.
"There!" he said proudly. "I bet your Mum can't produce eggs without hens, can she?"
"Oh yes, she can," said the boy. "She keeps ducks."

How can you drop an egg six feet without breaking it?
By dropping it seven feet - it won't break for the first six.

Mick: I see you've got your Easter shirt on.
Nick: Why do you call it that?
Mick: Because you've spilt egg all down the front.

What happens if you play tabletennis with a bad egg?
First it goes ping, then it goes pong.

Did you hear about the wizard who turned his friend into an egg?
He kept trying to poach his ideas.

What's the best day to eat bacon and eggs?
Fry-day.