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What is wet and slippery and likes Latin American music?
A conga eel.

Why did the slippery eel blush?
Because the sea weed.

What do you get if you cross an electric eel and a sponge?
Shock absorbers.

What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper?
A slippery customer.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Eel.
Eel who?
Eel meet again, don't know where, don't know when....