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Two monsters went duck-hunting with their dogs but without success. "I know what we're doing wrong," said the first one. "What's that then?" asked the second. "We're not throwing the dogs high enough!"

Would you like a duck egg for supper?
Only if you quack it for me.

How do you make a tame duck wild?
Annoy it.

Doctor, doctor, my wife thinks she's a duck. You better bring her in to see me straight away.
I can't do that - she's already flown south for the winter.

Why does a baby duck walk softly?
Because it's a baby and can't walk, hardly.