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Why did Dracula go to the dentist?
He had fang decay.

Why did he have fang decay?
He was always eating fangcy cakes.

Why does Dracula have no friends?
Because he's a pain in the neck.

How does Dracula like to have his food served?
In bite-sized pieces.

What do you get if you cross Dracula with AI Capone?
A fangster.

What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening?
Have a nice bite!

How does Dracula keep fit?
He plays batminton.

What does Dracula say when you tell him a new fact?
Well, fangcy that!

Did you know that Dracula wants to become a comedian?
He's looking for a crypt writer.

Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist?
He wanted to improve his bite.

What is Dracula's favorite pudding?
Leeches and scream.

What do you get if you cross Dracula with a snail?
The world's slowest vampire.

Why did Dracula miss lunch?
Because he didn't fancy the stake.

When he's out driving, where does Dracula like to stop and eat?
The Happy Biter.

What do you think of Dracula films?
Fangtastic!