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Boy: Did you know the most intelligent kid in our class is deaf?
Girl: That's unfortunate.
Boy: What did you say?

A man sat on a train chewing gum and staring vacantly into space, when suddenly an old woman sitting opposite said, "It's no good you talking to me, young man, I'm stone deaf!"

Why can't the deaf teacher be sent to prison?
Because you can't condemn someone without a hearing.

What do you call a deaf teacher?
Anything you like, he can't hear you.