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What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
He bowled long hops.

First witch: (While batting) How do you hold a bat?
Second witch: By the wings of course!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cricket.
Cricket who?
Cricket neck means I can't bend over.

Why is it better to be a grasshopper than a cricket?
Because grasshoppers can play cricket but there's no such game as "grasshopper."