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Why did the girl have to stop eating strawberry shortcake?
She was thick to her stomach.

What did the middle aged lady say as she tucked into her dessert?
I'm afraid all this food is going to waist.

Doctor, doctor, I've just been sprayed by a skunk.
Should I put some cream on it?
Well, you could.
But I doubt if you'll be able to catch it.