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Dad, is an ox a sort of male cow?
Sort of, yes.
And equine means something to do with horses, doesn't it?
That's right.
So what's an equinox?

Joe: Did you ever see a horse fly?
Pete: No, but I once saw a cow jump off a cliff.

What do you get if you cross a cow and a camel?
Lumpy milkshakes!

What do you call a man with cow droppings all over his shoes?
An incowpoop.

When the cow fell over the cliff, little Sarah couldn't stop laughing. After all, there was no point in crying over spilt milk.

What do you get if you cross a cow with a mule?
Milk with a kick in it.

Where does an American cow come from?
Moo York.