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Who do zombie cowboys fight?
Deadskins.

What did the cowboy maggot say when he went into the saloon bar?
Gimme a slug of whiskey.

Who is in cowboy films and is always broke?
Skint Eastwood.

What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy?
Hoppalong Cassidy.

A police officer saw a man dressed as a cowboy in the street, complete with huge stetson hat, spurs, and six shooters.
"Excuse me, sir," said the police officer, "who are you?"
"My name's Tex, officer," said the cowboy.
" eh?" said the police officer, "Are you from Texas?"
"Nope, Louisiana."
"Louisiana? So why are you called Tex?"
"Don't want to be called Louise, do I .

Visitor: Wow, you have a lot of flies buzzing round your horses and cows. Do you ever shoo them?
Cowboy: No we just let them go barefoot.

The swing doors of the Wild West saloon crashed open and in came Little Pete, black with fury.
"All right!" he raged, "all right! Who did it? What goldarned varmint painted my horse blue?"
The huge figure of Black Jake, notorious gunfighter and town baddie rose from a chair by the door.
"It was me, shrimp," he drawled, bunching his gigantic fists, "what about it?"
"Oh, well, er," stammered little Pete wretchedly, "all I wanted to say was. . .when are you going to give it another coat?"