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Saddam Hussein called President Clinton and said: "Bill, I called you because I had this incredible dream last night. I could see all of America, and it was beautiful and on top of every building, there was a flag."

Clinton asked, "Saddam, what was on the flag?"
Saddam responded, "It said Allah is God, God is Allah."

Clinton said: "You know, Saddam, I'm really glad you called, because last night I had a dream too. I could see all of Baghdad, and it was even more beautiful than before the war. It had been completely rebuilt, and on every building there was a flag."

Saddam said: "Bill, what was on the flag?"
Clinton replied: "I really don't know, Saddam... I don't read Hebrew."

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