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Now that Monica is ready to move on with her life, she has now put togeter a new resume (CV) so she can go out hunting for a job.

Unfortunately, she never expected that her resume would be held against her as eveidence. The federal attorneys disclosed to the courts an unprecedented fact-finding case mounted against the nation's President. Much of the evidence was trivial compared to the notorious dress which Monica Lewinsky wore that contemptuous evening.

However, this wasn't the only controversial evidence brought forth in this case. Another was Miss Lewinsky's resume. Among her stately OBJECTIVES, EDUCATION, and HOBBIES, Monica's EXPERIENCE was quite impressive!

It read, "Worked Presidential Balls".