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Hillary Clinton went in for her yearly check-up.

When it was finished, she asked her gynecologist how everything was. He said he was pleased and that she was in great shape, and that she was pregnant.

"No way!" she exclaimed, but he assured her she was most definitely pregnant. She stormed out of the examining room, grabbed the receptionist's phone and dialed the private line in the Oval Office.

When Bill answered the phone, she shouted, "I can't believe it! I'm pregnant! You got me pregnant!" The president didn't say anything, and she screamed, "Didn't you hear me?? I'm pregnant! You got me pregnant!"

Hesitantly, the president asked, "Um...who IS this?"

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