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WAYS THAT HILLARY KNEW BILL WAS CHEATING:

1. All the pretty interns have patches on their knees.
2. Bill says all those mysterious spots on the ceiling date from Jefferson's time.
3. He had all the zippers in his suits replaced with velcro.
4. He comes in grinning and shouting 'tax cuts for everyone!'
5. Low attendance at her Carpet Muncher Luncheon.
6. Her knees keep sticking to her Oval Office desk.
7. All those posters offering free Presidential lollipops.
8. Staff wink when speaking of the 'Presidential DNA Initiative'.
9. The big red, white, and blue sign in the middle of Oval Office saying "KNEEL HERE".