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Titanic Video: $9.99 on Internet
Clinton Video: $9.99 on Internet

Titanic Video: Over 3 hours long
Clinton Video: Over 3 hours long

Titanic Video: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and a subsequent catastrophy
Clinton Video: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and a subsequent catastrophy

Titanic Video: Celine Dion sings "My Heart Will Go On"
Clinton Video: Bil Clinton thinks "My Hard Will Go On"

Titanic Video: Villain is White Star Cruise Line
Clinton Video: Villain is Ken Starr

Titanic Video: Jack is a starving artist
Clinton Video: Bill is a B.S. artist

Titanic Video: In one part, Jack enjoys a good cigar
Clinton Video: In one part, Bill enjoys a good cigar

Titanic Video: During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined
Clinton Video: During the ordeal, Monica's dress gets ruined

Titanic Video: Rose undresses and exposes her breasts
Clinton Video: Monica undresses and exposes her breasts

Titanic Video: Jack teaches Rose to spit
Clinton Video: Bill... never mind

Titanic Video: Rose gets to keep her jewelry
Clinton Video: Monica forced to return her gifts

Titanic Video: Not enough lifeboats
Clinton Video: Not enough lifeboats

Titanic Aftermath: Leonardo DiCaprio is wildly popular
Clinton Aftermath: Bill Clinton is wildly popular

Titanic Finale: Jack meets an icy death
Clinton Finale: Bill goes home to Hillary