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1. The reason it's always so difficult for this president to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth is because it's usually three different stories.....Sam Donaldson.

2. If the president could convince every women in America that the Bible says oral sex is not adultery he'd even have my votes....Newt Gingrich

3. What's wrong with extending my probe? The president did the same thing...Kenneth Starr

4. The special prosecutor is asking me to give oral testimony to the entire Grand Jury...Monica Lewinsky

5. Shouldn't the president be held to the same standard as a TV Sportcaster....Marv Albert

6. The president should promise to spend the rest of his life trying to find the real person who had oral sex with the intern...OJ Simpson

7. If I had to spend all day trying to find a job for every bimbo who swore she didn't have sex with the president, I'd never get any of my own work done....Vernon Jordan

8. Practicing safe sex in the Clinton White House means making sure the door is locked....George Stephanopoulos

9. The FBI reports less crime in the U.S. for the sixth straight year, "It is no wonder"said one observer." All of Clinton's business associates are either dead or in prison already."

10. One thing's for sure about Clinton... he sure doesn't neglect domestic affairs!!!

11. Is it true that, they are changing the name of the Virgin Islands, since Clinton's been there?

12. They should call the Clinton's White House the "New Left." I mean, they're so far from being right about anything.

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