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Clinton's Quickies - A collection of short jokes and one liners
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Q: What do Clinton and JFK have in common?
A: Neither one has had any brains for the last thirty years.
Arkansas Trooper making an arrest: okay m'am. Step out'a the
car and put your hands on the Governor
One Arkansas State Trooper to another: Hey Merl. Here's your
secret
service checklist for the Governor's mansion:
1 bullet. check!
2 jelly donuts. check!
3 passes for Hillary's lady visitors. check!
12 condoms for Bill's lady visitors. check!
Clintonic Commercial: this beverage is perfect for all
affairs: foreign
domestic and extra-marital
Q: How can you tell when Bill Clinton is lying?
A: Only a Bill Clinton supporter is too dumb to know the answer to this one.
ADVISOR: Sir if you're going to be like JFK you've got to get
it right!
It's Cam-e-lot not come-a-lot.
Q: How is Clinton's health care reform a lot like his haircut?
A: It is a lot more expensive than it looks.
According to her interview Jennifer Flowers said Bill Clinton
has
limited endowment
Q: How did Bill and Hillary Clinton meet?
A: They were dating the same girl in high school.
Clinton: I
don't have a small penis,
Jennifer
has a big mouth
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