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Wrigley just put out a new chewing gum called "Lewinski."
It's guaranteed to blow a Bubba.

Why wouldn't Clinton be a good Olympic curler?
A: Because he can only do in-turns.

Did you hear about the new White House soup?
It's a little weenie in a lot of hot water.

What do they do with fast cars and pretty women in Arkansas?
They put governors on them.

Monica went up to the pharmacist and stated, "I need to buy condoms."
The pharmacist looked up and asked, "Shall I put it on your bill?"
"No, thanks," Monica responded. "I prefer to put them on him myself."

Q: How do you break a Bill Clinton supporter's finger?
A: Punch him in the nose.

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