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Q. How is Bill Clinton like John McEnroe?
A. They both say it was out, but the judges say it was in.

Q: How can you tell if it was a shared computer used by many staffers?
A: There is writing on the White-Out.

What is Clinton's favorite card game?
Poker.

Fascinating how Bill Clinton and JFK both ended their presidencies by staining a woman's dress

Q: What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy?
A: A puppy stops whining after it grows up.

Bill Clinton meets Ken Starr sitting on a park bench in Washington. Clinton sits down and, after a while, asks Starr, "Have you been getting any on the side lately?" A surprised Starr responds, "You know, Bill... it's been so long since I've had any, I didn't know they moved it."

What is Clinton's worst nightmare?
An intern with braces.

Q: What do the Green Bay Packers and Monica Lewinsky have in common?
A: They both kneel to purple helmets.

How did they finally bust Clinton?
Monica finally coughed up the evidence.

Q: What do Monica's dress and NASCAR have in common?
A: Both suffer from Dick Trickle.

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