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Q: What is the difference between Dan Quayle, Bill Clinton and Jane Fonda?
A: Jane Fonda went to Vietnam.
A: One HAS boobs, the others ARE boobs.

Q. How is Bill Clinton like an automatic teller machine?
A. They both shoot out little bills.

Monica Lewinsky’s friend was explaining how she cleared up her husband’s dandruff problem by giving him Head and Shoulders. Monica looked up suddenly and innocently asked, “How do you give someone shoulders?”

Whats the difference between Clinton and a screw driver? A screw driver turns in screws and Clinton screws interns.

Why does Monica refuse to play golf with Bill? Because she's tired of his balls hitting her in the face.

Q: What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and a pit bull?
A: The pit bull doesn't carry a briefcase.

Bill was recently overheard complimenting Monica's appearance. She's got the whitest teeth I've ever cum across!"

Q. What's the difference between Bill Clinton and a scuba diver's wet suit?
A. The wet suit's hard to get off.

What's the difference between Monica Lewinsky and the rest of us? When we want some dick in the White House, we just vote.

Q: What's the difference between Hillary and Bill?
A: Hillary doesn't get caught.