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Question: What's the worst thing President Clinton has heard during sex ?
Answer: Honey, I'm home....

Bill Clinton is writing his memoirs.
They're called "The Johnson Years".

Question: What's the difference between President Clinton and his dog buddy?
Answer: Buddy chases his own tail.

Why would Clinton make a great rowing instructor?
Because he is so good at saying Stroke, Stroke, Stroke.

Q: What is Clinton's plan to create thousands of small businesses?
A: Take thousands of big businesses and wait four years.

If the State of the Union is really "the best it's ever been"
Why do we "need" dozens of new government programs to fix it!

Clinton goes around telling people we humans are genetically 99.9% similar.
Apparently the 0.1% is the character gene.

Q: If Rodham gets health care, Bentsen gets treasury, and Aspin gets defense, what does Gore get?
A: Coffee.

Q: Why does Bill want gays in the infantry?
A: That's where all the first class privates are.

Q: What were the three toughest years in Bill Clinton's life?
A: Grade 6.

 

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