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One Sunday morning, Chelsea burst into the living quarters at the
White House and said, "Mom & Dad, I have some great news for you.
I am getting married to the greatest hunk in Washington! He lives
in Georgetown and his name is Matt."
After dinner, the President took Chelsea aside. "Honey, I have to
talk with you. Your Mother and I have been married a long time.
She's a wonderful wife but she's never offered much excitement in
the bedroom, so I have fooled around with other women a lot. Matt
is actually your half-brother, and I'm afraid you can't marry
Chelsea was heartbroken, but after eight months she
eventually started dating again.
A year later she came home and very proudly announced, "Robert
asked me to marry him! We're getting married in June."
father insisted on another private conversation and broke the sad
news. "Robert is your half-brother too, Honey. I'm awfully sorry
Chelsea became furious upon hearing what her Dad had
She decided to go to her Mother and tell her about his numerous
infidelities. After Chelsea told her Mom everything, she
"Dad has done so much harm. I guess I'm never
going to get married. Every time I fall in love, Dad tells me the
guy is my half-brother."
Hillary just shook her head and replied, "Don't pay any attention
to what he says dear. He's not really your father."