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Which capital city cheats at exams?
Peking.

City boy : That farmer's a magician.
Country boy: How do you know?
City boy: He told me he was going to turn his cow into a field.

Did you hear about the farmer's boy who hated the country?
He went to the big city and got a job as a shoe-shine boy, and so the farmer made hay while the son shone!

What's the smelliest city in America?
Phew York.

Fred: Tim's gone to live in the city.
Harry: Why's that?
Fred: He'd read in the papers that the country was at war.