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For the umpteenth time Mrs. Youngston came to her parish priest to tell him, "Father, I'm so scared! Joe says he's going to kill me if I continue to come to your church."

"Yes, yes, my child," replied Father Francis McCrady, more than a little tired of hearing this over and over. "I will continue to pray for you, Mrs. Youngston. Have faith - the Lord will watch over you."

"Oh yes, Father, he has kept me safe thus far, only....."

"Only what, my child?"

"Well, Father, now he says if I keep coming to your church, he's going to kill YOU!"

"Well, now," said the priest, "Perhaps it's time to check out Father Lawrence Greider's parish over on the other side of town."

Mrs Smoth and her little daughter Betty were outside the church watching all the comings and goings of a wedding. After it was over, Betty said to her mother, "Why did the bride change her mind, Mommy?" "What do you mean, change her mind?" asked Mrs Smith. "Well,"said Betty, "she went into the church with one man and came out with another."