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What is a cloak?
The mating call of a Chinese toad.

Why didn't King Kong go to Hong Kong?
He didn't like Chinese food.

Why was the cannibal looking peeky?
Because he'd just eaten a Chinese dog.

Where do Chinese vampires come from?
Fanghai.

A group of Chinamen who were on safari in Africa came across a pride of lions. "Oh look," said one of the lions. "A Chinese takeaway."